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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

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raidensexual:

Hey guys.

I need your help. My parents have decided to no longer feed me. They think this will motivate me to get a job, but obviously that won’t make someone hire me. I’ve been job hunting non stop for a year now and i’ve only had two interviews so far, so it’s not like i’m not doing anything. AT ANY RATE, yeah, they’ve stopped buying me food and if i touch their food they’ll kick me out. Currently i’m not equipped to move out so that isn’t an option for me.

To keep things short and simple, all i’m asking for is whatever you can afford to donate.

I’ve added a donate button to my blog, so if you can, please check it out!

✧Donations of $10 will receive one shiny pokemon of their choice, excluding legendaries. (sponsored by mega—gengar)

✧Donations of $20 will receive one shiny pokemon of their choice and a promo to 25k.

✧Donations of $30 will receive one shiny pokemon of their choice, a promo to 25k and a drawing by the lovely Bunny. (For examples of their art see this link.)

✧Donations of $50 and up will receive one shiny pokemon of their choice, a promo to 25k, a drawing by Bunny, and a custom made Monster High doll made by geneticism.

Please leave your url in a note in the donation if you want these prizes.

Otherwise, this is my food wishlist if you want to buy me something from there. (The reason it’s mostly junk food is because it will last me longer/ fill me up longer also i can’t cook to save my life— however, if you choose to donate instead i will be going to the store to buy real food.)

Also, i’ve been using FeaturePoints and i’ve earned over 100 dollars now, please try it out and use my referral code: TBYDRM (this helps me purchase food as well!)

If you can’t donate please signal boost!

Thanks guys i really appreciate it.

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literal piece of shit right here

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#alice rambles stuff

shubbabang:

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theoldaeroplane:

pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”

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#who cares I'm turning my back on humanity #already did bro

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

branddy:

spookyqueen:

be-brief:

deathwingxvx:

goraihadoken:

astroknight:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

rat Dad

bog grunge omfg

Garden Lolita 

mom core oh

Egg Emo

Circus Hipster

Sad jock

Ocean Wave

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#fuckin amazing

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

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