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do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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i cant wait until sims 4 gets released so i can fail my classes and shit but Im putting it in God’s hands

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does anyone remember the time i spent over an hour drawing a comic on paint and it got two notes and i shut down my computer and went to bed angry which is a thing you’re never supposed to do

well i found the comic and now i understand why it only got two notes


this is art

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When you say something smart and people are shocked


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Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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"karkat and vriska are actual names" are they? i checked a couple name sites and didn't find either of them...



i am pretty sure i read they are indian names! 

I just looked some stuff up on the wiki and it says karkat derives from the Sanskrit word for the zodiac cancer “Karkata” or from green mythology “Karkinos”

And for vriska it says “Vriska is a shortening of “Vrishchika”, the Hindi name for Scorpio, or could be related to “Vṛścika” the Sanskrit word for scorpion, but could also refer to Kalpavriksha, a wish-fulfilling tree below the fourth chakra according to Zentra Yoga. This tree is said to fulfil both positive and negative wishes, again corresponding with the duality of Vriska’s personality.”

Pretty much all of the troll names have some sort of origin that isn’t modern english, 

and whether or not theses are names like people names or just names of things, they do have origins and aren’t completely made up

besides if you look up the origins of some english names you’ll find that they are pretty weird too

Ex: Brandon means “hill covered with broom”

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#I changed my url but omg #omgomgomg this is so sweet


Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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